Meet [Average] Joe. He bought a new car last month. His car made him feel GREAT when he bought it. Now the shine is fading a little; the dirt is sticking… everywhere. While the car is still a good investment – choosing just to wax was a subpar decision. The constant reapplication is a never ending rat race. Yuck.

[Average] Joe secretly dreads a few months from now when he’s paying on a dull ride. If only there was some one or something that could have helped Joe avoid this inevitable decline: after all you shouldn’t have to suffer the same fate. Meet Kings Valet. We don’t want to be the Hero of YOUR journey, but rather just your humble guide. After all, everyone from Luke Skywalker to Shrek has utilized a guide; so we ask.. can we be your Yoda or Donkey?